I want to chat with sexy hot girl
Why it’s wrong: You may think it’s endearing to sort of stalk the smokin’ hot barista around the corner from your place or to “visit” your favorite cocktail waitress on a weekly basis and ask her a ton of personal questions while she cleans up drunk people’s messes.
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Realize if she says no you might need to find a new place to buy sandwiches/coffee/records, so gauge the deliciousness, convenience, and place in general before asking her out.
Why it’s wrong: My spandex pants are giving me a slight case of camel toe, my glutes exercise is done in a similar position I’d take while taking it from behind, and I’m trying to watch the “Real Housewives” while simultaneously getting my cardiovascular fitness on.
The atmosphere is more intimate (as opposed to predatory) and you’ll be subjecting yourself to the same awkward positions we are.
There’s a ton of deep breathing involved, so everyone will be relaxed.
The line between being sweet and aggressive is very, very thin, due to the fact that she can’t leave and she probably has to be nice to you because hey, that’s customer service — even though she might think you’re annoying and really want you to go away. Rather than, “I’m going to Café X since amazing sexy woman works there,” think, “I’m going to Café X because I’m hungry for a sandwich…
and it would be nice to also see amazing sexy woman, too.” Even if you’re really thinking the former, telling yourself this will give you a less-desperate and not-as-inexplicably-obsessed-with-sandwiches air.
Just don’t ask that initial girl on a date again, dick.
If your primary goal in life is to meet an amazing woman, you probably won’t.
But alas, I’m completely guilty of this Facebook faux pas, too.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating