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The list was put together by Vulture senior editor Jesse David Fox; New York senior editor Christopher Bonanos; comedians Wayne Federman, Phoebe Robinson, Halle Kiefer, and Rebecca O'Neal; comedy historians Yael Kohen (author of We Killed) and Kliph Nesteroff (author of The Comedians); and journalists Elise Czajkowski, Matthew Love, Katla Mc Glynn, Ramsey Ess, Dan Reilly, Jenny Jaffe, Lucas Kavner, and The Guardian’s Dave Schilling.(Fox, Bonanos, Keifer, O'Neal, Czajkowski, Love, Mc Glynn, Ess, Reilly, Jaffe, Kavner, and Schilling wrote the blurbs.) Without further ado, here are the 100 Jokes That Shaped Modern Comedy.Yes, a joke can be a one-liner built from a setup and a punch line, but it can also be an act of physical comedy.

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We’re talking literal monsters here, not figurative ones.

To be clear, you can have the human form, but you have to be more than ) — they have human forms, but they’re undead demons of some kind, so that means they’re monsters.

Size doesn’t matter, either; could be 10 feet tall, could be 100 feet tall, makes no difference.

That means there’s no Jaws, there’s no Lake Placid crocodile, there are no razorback pigs from Razorback, no animals like that. We’re only talking about monsters who are out for blood and death and gore.

[ Jason: The alien Xenomorph MOUNTS YOUR FACE, FORCES ITS EGG DEPOSITOR INTO YOUR MOUTH AND DOWN INTO YOUR STOMACH, AND LAYS ITS EGG INSIDE OF YOU, WHERE IT GROWS UNTIL IT BURSTS OUT OF YOUR CHEST, BEGINNING THE CYCLE ANEW.

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Meanwhile, guys like Hannibal Lecter or Norman Bates or Jigsaw — just boring, old regular humans who kill and kill and kill — are out.

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