Nine: If you've met the guy online and have never met in person, and if his entire chat so far has been about how amazingly hot you are and how amazingly much he's into you and how he's quite certain you're the guy for him, he will hate you within 20 minutes of your date and you will never hear from him again.
Sixteen: If, in the heat of the moment, you do find yourself in bed together after the date, remember to keep the foreplay going for at least 30 minutes.
This allows ample time for intimate kisses, exploring each other's body, and for the Cialis to kick in.
Seventeen: Sadly, gay men are self-centered and narcissistic, so instead of talking about your abusive childhood upbringing and triumph over Legionnaires disease, read this piece over and over and out loud until I'm so happy I wet myself.
Nelson draws both on his interviews with other men and on his own experiences in the gay dating scene to present this revealing and often humorous guide.
Stats = Having a filled out description for your profile (height, age, relationship status, interests). Doesn’t like gay clubs, gay bars, camp language, short shorts, etc. NSA = “No Strings Attached.” Not interested in a relationship or getting to know you.
Neg4Neg = HIV Negative, looking for HIV Negative men. Open to having fun, making friends, chatting, dating, etc. Use it in a sentence: “Looking for NSA fun.” Musc = Muscled, fit. Twelve: If you do opt to discuss current events, avoid anything so controversial it will destroy potential chemistry, like Crimea, Obama's job performance, or the relevance of HBO's "Looking." Thirteen: Fashions change, so know the basics: No flip-flops, no shaving, and, even if it is after Memorial Day, absolutely no white underwear.Fourteen: If you like the guy and want things to go well, put everything out on the table: HIV status, views on monogamy, and, for Florida residents, guns.That little "pop" sound while you give him flowers is a romantic buzz kill.Two: You're "Checking In" at the restaurant where you've made dinner reservations? Nothing like telling 5,000 Facebook friends the location of your intimate rendezvous.Catfish = Users who aren’t what their profile and pics say they are.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating